February 2012
39 posts
That moment when you finish a book, look around, and realize that everyone is just carrying on with their lives as though you didn’t just experience emotional trauma at the hands of a paperback.
reading my astrology always creeps me out, i don’t know why i’m always reading it
This woman I used to work with was always so obnoxious, but she had such charisma. She’d always talk about her “old man” and show off the piece of plastic she called a diamond ring, and every time, my heart sank. I was so embarrassed for her; everyone knew but her.
But I mean, she was happy, so that’s all that matters, right?
hate when alex plays video games, it’s just a series of him saying “Fuuuuuuck” every time he’s losing i’m like omg shut up.
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
my boyfriend and i communicate through body language
if only chocolate had a penis
“And if all that is meaningless, I want to be cured
Of a craving for something I...”
– T.S. Eliot, The Cocktail Party (via honeychurch)
“And even if somebody else has it much worse, that doesn’t really change the fact...”
– The Perks of Being A Wallflower (via jesuisawkward)
January 2012
38 posts
I have a massive urge to drop out of school, delete my facebook and tumblr, throw my phone out the window and get on a train to somewhere random and just go on a massive adventure.
I hate everybody.
i think the judges were just being biased when jim carrey’s daughter auditioned for idol